19Achievements
This Pattern is Mine
You got them all. You got them all.
(3.4%)
Tea Leaf
Attempted to break into every caravan in Lakeside Holiday Camp
(5.2%)
Wrong Number
Spent time waiting for a call
(7.1%)
The End
Completed the game
(14.7%)
Completionist
Triggered all of the story in the game
(3.6%)
Graffiti Artist
Found all the Chads
(5.2%)
Bibliophile
Read all of the Bittern books
(3.8%)
Radio Enthusiast
Listened to all the radios before doing anything else
(3.7%)
Lost
Read all of the You Are Here maps
(3.8%)
Howard's Train
Spent time playing with Howard's train set
(5.3%)
Trainspotter
Noted all of the train numbers
(6.2%)
Perpetual Motion
Rode the Witches Hat for two minutes
(6.3%)
Moonwalker
Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds
(10.1%)
Backtracker
Used the hidden paths to return to each area in the game
(3.7%)
Open Ended
Reached Stephen's bunker without ending any other story arc
(4.2%)
Hypochondriac
Arrived and left Wade's surgery many, many times
(6.0%)
Ready Meal
Made some tasty meals using the power of nuclear energy
(4.5%)
Last Orders
Waited for a pint at The Stars and The Whistler
(4.9%)
Passive Observer
Discovered the power of interactivity by doing nothing at all
(16.5%)