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Jazzpunk: Director's Cut
1 hour, 22 minutes, and 25 seconds
Time Played
1
Times Played
Saturday, 14th, 2017 at 10:46AM
First Played
Saturday, 14th, 2017 at 10:46AM
Last Played
0 seconds
Platinum Completion
Punch Card
25Earned Accomplishments
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The End
Now go outside
+300
Jan 14th, 2017 12:08PM
(59.7%)
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Breaking The Mold
Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
+30
Jan 14th, 2017 12:08PM
(77.2%)
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Bloody Mary On The Rocks
Serve a bloody mary
+90
Jan 14th, 2017 12:03PM
(76.9%)
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A Kissenger For All Seasons
Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
+30
Jan 14th, 2017 11:55AM
(71.2%)
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DJ Polyblank
Scratch two compact disc records
+30
Jan 14th, 2017 11:53AM
(68.9%)
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But She Can Fly...
Win a round of pillow fight
+90
Jan 14th, 2017 11:52AM
(77.6%)
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Clean As A Whistle
Find and utilize a bidet
+15
Jan 14th, 2017 11:51AM
(71.6%)
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Don't Get Involved
Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
+15
Jan 14th, 2017 11:41AM
(72.1%)
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Heroine Chic
Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
+90
Jan 14th, 2017 11:39AM
(74.5%)
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Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer
Explore other guest rooms at the resort
+15
Jan 14th, 2017 11:37AM
(70.6%)
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Exume To Consume
Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
+90
Jan 14th, 2017 11:34AM
(72.4%)
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Polyplegic
Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
+15
Jan 14th, 2017 11:30AM
(67.1%)
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Hasselhoff In A Pinch
Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
+30
Jan 14th, 2017 11:29AM
(72.8%)
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Around The World In 80 Puns
Visit all travel destinations in the world
+30
Jan 14th, 2017 11:28AM
(65.6%)
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Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty
Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
+15
Jan 14th, 2017 11:23AM
(61.6%)
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Spongliform Encephalopathy
Consume one brain steeped sandwich
+30
Jan 14th, 2017 11:20AM
(78.3%)
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Insurance Premiums Increase
Shatter all vases in the shop
+90
Jan 14th, 2017 11:19AM
(71.1%)
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Data mole
Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
+30
Jan 14th, 2017 11:15AM
(78.9%)
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Long Distance Charges
Explore the rotary phone menu options
+15
Jan 14th, 2017 11:13AM
(70.7%)
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Face Infectors
Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
+30
Jan 14th, 2017 11:11AM
(85.6%)
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Essense of Pigeon
Spray 3 people with pheromones
+90
Jan 14th, 2017 11:06AM
(79.9%)
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Serious Degaussing Skills
Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
+15
Jan 14th, 2017 11:03AM
(62.0%)
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Conversationalist
Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
+15
Jan 14th, 2017 10:59AM
(65.1%)
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Saliva Surrogate
Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
+15
Jan 14th, 2017 10:57AM
(75.7%)
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Verbal Morality Statute
Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
+90
Jan 14th, 2017 10:50AM
(62.3%)
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