"Well, maybe just a sip..."

Sample the Marillo de Oro.

"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!"

Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!"

Ask Lupe about her organizational system.

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse."

Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.

"Plus, we look good in these clothes!"

Talk to Glottis about leaving.

Year 1

Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.

"We only have one mop."

Check your job qualifications with Celso.

"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..."

Ask Velasco about his eye patch.

"The marrow of these trees, Manny, they suck it out, it's like cement!"

Ask Glottis about the tree farm.

"Precisamente, amigo."

Learn of a nefarious plot.

"'ARROGANT FRAUD' doesn't work."

Try to guess Domino's password a few times.

"Join or Die! Again!"

Receive a message from Eva.

"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help."

Try to dig up some dirt on Meche.

"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!"

Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.

"Lousy bony fingers!"

Get the balloon twister to pop a ballon.

"It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..."

Talk to Glottis about cravings.

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?"

Use the hole punch.

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules."

Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.