I literally have nothing to say.. nothing.. nothing happens.. there's a lot of nothing happening.. even if something did happen you'd not see because the "flash light" is like reading micro text from a single star in the night sky... If you want to passively aggressively point score on someone.. gift them this game.

As above. You will see this reduced to £1.19 or 97p in some 'horror' sale, be heavily beguiled by the '90% off' pricing, brainzazzed by excellently detailed screenshots n' trailers. Well, I 'completed' this pile of dog-doings, over the course of around 7.25 to 7.5 hours. And it is ALL walking sim. Bar one section where you 'zap' 4 enemies with a bladeless Gillette Mach 3 razor done up like 2005 360 textures. Seriously, it repeats about seven bits of game about seven times, just leaves the lights off or on to make it seem like it's even close to being a real game. Don't even buy at the cheapest, like I did, you could be getting halfway through an actual GOOD game right now!!!!!!!

Poor game development