35Achievements
That didn't age well
Complete the painfully slow, forced tutorial
(81.6%)
Reap what you sow
Now you're getting the hang of it!
(68.4%)
Don't be suspicious!!!
Give Stubbs a hand!
(56.9%)
Rock and Parole
Do it for the meme!
(53.9%)
Next Time Bring a Map
We know what you did.
(45.9%)
Dawn of the Dead
So many deals!
(42.0%)
Unprotected whoopie!
You look good in those genes.
(38.2%)
I make a PP
Soil the water supply with your finely aged urine.
(33.9%)
Army of Darkness
Neither rain, nor sleet, nor bullets, nor brains
(30.3%)
Does this look infected?
Eh, shake it off
(28.1%)
Meeting with Death
Clear your calendar.
(22.6%)
DIE WYE DIE!
Mahlzeit
(28.1%)
Cletus Defeatus
Sooey! Feedin' time!
(42.1%)
Hands-on parenting
Bon apetit
(21.8%)
1 easy payment of…
It's been 15 years. You ate your first brain. Was it worth it?
(87.5%)
Un-Re-Animated
You're a zombie that died.
(70.6%)
Crypt-O-Currency
Eat 2005 brains
(1.5%)
It's a real groaner!
100% the dance battle. We thought that was impossible.
(0.9%)
We got a twitcher!
BOOM HEADSHOT
(59.2%)
Stubbs Otaku!
Your friends all just read that achievement title. You need help.
(1.3%)
360-No-Brains
Land a jump tackle
(35.0%)
Obsessive Possessor
Posess each type of enemy once
(20.7%)
The Spleen
Stun 10 enemies with your Unholy Flatulence
(69.8%)
Fast Zombies
Beat the game in under two hours
(1.0%)
Sausage Fest
Load a jeep up with the squad
(25.4%)
Car-Daver
Get run over by a vehicle
(43.1%)
Should've hid in a fridge
Get killed by an airstrike
(16.2%)
Strike!
10 kills with a single Sputum Head
(8.6%)
Dirt Cheap
10 Sod-O-Mobile kills
(78.7%)
Plowed Up
5 Tractor Kills
(37.7%)
Tanks for the Memories
10 Tank kills
(22.8%)
Bust a Gut
Trigger a gut grenade in mid-air
(60.2%)
The First Law of Robotics
Get killed by a robot
(20.6%)
Bahhh-Barian
You shouldn't pet the sheep
(36.8%)
Six Seasons and a Movie
Demand a sequel.
(6.0%)