Ass Creed

You were deadly alright; look at the size of that hole in your trousers! Quick, find a haystack!

I Did This For A Cheevo

Achievement Unlocked; You look ridiculous.

Combat, Evolved

Spend your new experience wisely, and yes - you're welcome for the top tip.

Out Of The Frying Pan…

You showed someone how you felt about them... With the underside of a Frying Pan.

As Quiet As A Whisper

You silenced Whisper in combat, who said chivalry was dead?

Feed The Troll

Apart from this one time, remember; never, EVER feed the Troll.

The Swinging Sword

Now that's what I call a Swinging Sword! Oh, you thought we meant "Singing Sword"?

You Are A Super Player

You found all the Silver Keys! If you've done this twice since 2004, then you are a super player!

Education Rules The Nation

The children are literate again, you have made Albion a more intelligent place. For now.

Get It Off Your Chest

That's one Silver Key Chest down! You're going to go on to open them all now, right?

Horde Mode

You collected 10 Legendary weapons! Although some might call that, "overcompensating"...

The Ultimate Warrior

Your Hero looks badass! Why not share an image of them on the Lionhead forums? [wink] [wink]

That's My Man!

You levelled up a complete abilities tree! Will you now become a real Hero and master all three?

I Am Legendary

You've gone from a Chicken Chaser to a Legendary Hero. All in a day's work, I guess.

Are You Not Entertained?!

You completed the Arena without rest, is this not why you were here?

See The Future

Have you ever seen such smart-glass?! (Nice play on words there, smart-arse).

From The Smallest Acorn

Your childhood is behind you, next stop: puberty. 5 years of out-of-control hormones awaits you.

The Graduation

Your student loan has ended, it will be years before you can buy a house, but hey; you've graduated!

Becoming A Man

You went to Orchard Farm, made some decisions, and will now live by them.

The Bloodline Part I

You located your sister, but little does she know how relevant she is to the future of Albion.

Under A Full Moon

You slayed the White Balverine, formally known as Jimmy. Ironic that he was allergic to dogs.

Gladiator, Ready!

You won the Arena, the highest accolade there is for a Hero! Now, onwards to saving the world!

A Family Friend

Did you spell a rude word on the stones? It doesn't matter now, the annoying Archaeologist is saved!

Fishing In A Graveyard

Who goes fishing in graveyards? It seems you do! Nostro is at peace, so go fish somewhere normal.

The Bloodline Part II

You located your mother, but little does she know how irrelevant she is to the future of Albion.

There's Always A Lighthouse

With Maze out of the picture, it's time to save your big sister. You know, the powerful one.

A Wild Jack Appears

You caught up with Jack, and made the toughest choice of all.

Winter Is Coming

Sailing to the Lost Bay earned 500 miles on your BoatMiles(tm) card, earn 1,000,000 for a free trip!

Are You Listening To Me?

Who knew that the letters Y, M, C and A would hold so much knowledge. Must be the outfits.

Making Tough Decisions

Will you hear the words "Hero, your health is low" again? Choices were made, but were they right…

(#SPOILERS)

You defeated the Dragon, and cast away Jack's mask into the lava, (or put it on and became him!).

For Every Choice, An Achievement

Horns or Halo? Your choice of headgear has far reaching consequences.

But You're A Wizard, Hero

What kind of Hero are you; The Jack of All Trades, or The Master of One?

That's A Real Lunker!

You got your tackle out, one way or the other.

Fight Cluck

Punching people or kicking Chickens; it's all considered an achievement in Albion.

Arthur or Robin?

Whether you chose large biceps, or a hawk's-eye - you chose well.

Choosing My Religion

Making a sacrifice is never easy. The decisions, the expense. . . the wriggling.

Open Saysamemiddlefinger

Talking stone doors that give you ridiculous riddles? We've seen it all now!

Project Ego

The world has seen your ego for what it is, don't let it go to your head.

What Are Ya Sellin'?

Is that all, stranger? Come back anytime.

The Hero Of Time

A true Hero is one that can control time. Bonus points if you were wearing a green hat.

Beauty Or The Beast

Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Who's the (insert choice here) of them all?

Marital Relations

Marriage - two's company, three's a crowd!

The Drinking Game

Remember to drink responsibly, and whatever you do: you should not drink and bake.

Definitely Not On Rails

You've either explored the world of Albion, or you're now the size of the world of Albion.

Get Rich Or Die Tryin'

Being a landlord is a bit like being the Grim Reaper, so why not combine the two!