50Achievements

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.

Common

(65.8%)

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.

Common

(62.0%)

KKK Hero

This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!

Common

(32.3%)

Elven Hero

This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!

Common

(34.1%)

Nonconformist

This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!

Common

(55.8%)

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Common

(15.5%)

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Common

(14.4%)

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Common

(47.3%)

Inside Joke

This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!

Common

(11.7%)

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Common

(15.2%)

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Common

(29.1%)

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Rare

(7.9%)

Face Hoff

This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!

Rare

(4.7%)

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Rare

(4.5%)

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Common

(45.7%)

Acceptance

This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!

Common

(43.9%)

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Rare

(5.3%)

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Common

(14.9%)

Two Girls, One Stick

This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!

Rare

(3.4%)

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Common

(13.6%)

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Rare

(2.3%)

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Rare

(7.5%)

Outpatient

This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!

Common

(13.4%)

Perverted

This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!

Common

(10.5%)

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Common

(66.6%)

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Common

(44.8%)

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Common

(46.9%)

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Rare

(9.1%)

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Common

(66.8%)

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Common

(40.1%)

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Rare

(5.1%)

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.

Common

(38.5%)

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.

Common

(43.4%)

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Rare

(2.4%)

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Common

(44.3%)

Stick Savior

This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!

Common

(44.6%)

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Common

(11.1%)

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Common

(19.7%)

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Rare

(9.8%)

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Rare

(9.9%)

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Common

(31.5%)

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Rare

(2.1%)

Too Far

This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!

Common

(12.4%)

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Common

(22.7%)

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

Common

(62.8%)

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Common

(67.8%)

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Rare

(7.0%)

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Common

(58.2%)

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Common

(33.7%)

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

Rare

(1.9%)